Some days you just shouldn’t get out of bed

Some days you just shouldn’t get out of bed. Some days you just have to.

Solution 1: take the bed with you wherever you go and stay in it.
Solution 2: get out of bed but seek another bed wherever you can find one. Check for occupants first.
Solution 3: develop a belief that beds don’t exist but days, good and bad, do. Get on with it.
Solution 4: dream about other beds or other days and refuse to participate in the day as it presents itself.
Solution 5: survive the day but consider it ended whenever a bed becomes available.
Solution 6: believe that the day itself may not have existed. Find an extra day later on when there’s a better one available.

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